1 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,703 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:07,728 --> 00:00:09,143 - Oh! - Aah! 3 00:00:09,168 --> 00:00:11,290 So what happened to the real Harry Vanderspeigle? 4 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:12,870 - I don't know. - Dr. Vanderspeigle, 5 00:00:12,895 --> 00:00:14,112 a new doctor has arrived. 6 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:17,462 - Please call me Dr. Ethan. - I'm glad you know about me. 7 00:00:17,487 --> 00:00:19,410 Nobody wants to hide who they really are. 8 00:00:19,435 --> 00:00:22,517 You should stop feeling guilty about giving away Jay. 9 00:00:22,542 --> 00:00:24,401 She is a survivor. 10 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,571 He will die. 11 00:00:27,596 --> 00:00:29,823 My leg... chop it off. 12 00:00:30,391 --> 00:00:32,729 If Asta wasn't there, I would be dead. 13 00:00:32,754 --> 00:00:35,370 They took your spaceship, didn't they? 14 00:00:35,395 --> 00:00:36,628 That means they're after you. 15 00:00:36,653 --> 00:00:40,368 It's probably M.I.B... Men in black. 16 00:00:40,393 --> 00:00:41,713 I invited a friend over with her husband. 17 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,670 This is Sarah and Richard Houston. 18 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,556 You can babysit Max whenever you want. 19 00:00:45,581 --> 00:00:47,003 Oh, I would love that. 20 00:00:47,249 --> 00:00:48,861 You shouldn't have taken that. 21 00:00:49,565 --> 00:00:51,260 Now the kid's gonna know we were in his room. 22 00:00:51,284 --> 00:00:54,439 Good. Then when he goes to warn it, we'll be right on its tail. 23 00:00:54,464 --> 00:00:56,640 Asta! Are you in there? 24 00:01:00,865 --> 00:01:02,820 ♪ If you kiss her, you'll know it ♪ 25 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,744 ♪ You'll never forget ♪ 26 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:07,199 ♪ She's a little French sweetheart... ♪ 27 00:01:07,796 --> 00:01:09,996 Everyone has to die. 28 00:01:10,218 --> 00:01:11,872 It is the normal cycle of life 29 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:14,699 for beings across the entire universe. 30 00:01:14,919 --> 00:01:16,736 Some may live longer than others, 31 00:01:16,761 --> 00:01:18,861 but every organism comes into being 32 00:01:18,886 --> 00:01:21,355 and then ceases being. 33 00:01:27,527 --> 00:01:29,437 The animals know this. 34 00:01:29,663 --> 00:01:31,240 They live in harmony with the Earth, 35 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,090 as it was meant to be. 36 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:37,293 Everyone I kill with my device is going to die anyway. 37 00:01:37,725 --> 00:01:40,945 At least I'm killing them for a good reason. 38 00:01:42,598 --> 00:01:44,644 It's different for humans. 39 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:47,291 Humans kill because they know they're small, 40 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,500 insignificant, weak. 41 00:01:49,525 --> 00:01:52,745 And killing makes them feel strong... 42 00:01:52,770 --> 00:01:55,120 even if it's just for a moment. 43 00:02:10,726 --> 00:02:13,144 _ 44 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:19,334 _ 45 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:44,136 And when humans are smart, 46 00:02:44,428 --> 00:02:47,832 they may even get away with murder. 47 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:06,863 Of course, no being really gets away with anything. 48 00:03:14,169 --> 00:03:16,954 The universe knows what you have done, 49 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:19,606 even if nobody else does. 50 00:03:33,884 --> 00:03:36,060 And the universe will restore balance 51 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,826 one way or another. 52 00:03:40,991 --> 00:03:42,993 Humans have a word for this. 53 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,723 They call it "karma." 54 00:03:57,642 --> 00:04:00,121 Synced and corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 55 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:05,027 I thought you said Asta's car was here. 56 00:04:05,052 --> 00:04:06,525 Oh. Calling me a liar? 57 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,204 Well, if the shoe fits, D'arce. 58 00:04:08,229 --> 00:04:09,504 Please don't fight. 59 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:11,425 Look, D'arce, we're all just freaking out a little bit. 60 00:04:11,449 --> 00:04:12,556 Like, this is bad. 61 00:04:12,581 --> 00:04:13,994 You damn near gave me a heart attack 62 00:04:14,018 --> 00:04:15,746 banging on my door like that at the crack of dawn. 63 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:18,229 Oh, I'm so sorry that finding the dead body 64 00:04:18,254 --> 00:04:19,995 of the man I love locked in a freezer 65 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,917 is so inconvenient for you! 66 00:04:21,942 --> 00:04:24,627 All right? It's a human life, asshole. 67 00:04:24,652 --> 00:04:26,417 Okay? Harry is dead. 68 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,550 What is going on out here? 69 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,792 I'm standing here wondering why I ain't home in bed. 70 00:04:33,817 --> 00:04:35,190 Thank God you're alive. 71 00:04:35,215 --> 00:04:37,320 This is... no, it's impossible. 72 00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:40,098 She is worse than your dog. 73 00:04:40,475 --> 00:04:43,215 Yeah, well, I didn't have the heart to wake Cletus up. 74 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,303 He was in REM sleep chasing goats. 75 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,582 I'll get her. 76 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,462 Sorry about this, Dr. V, 77 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,924 but, uh, D'arcy broke into your cellar last night 78 00:04:50,949 --> 00:04:53,346 and she thinks she saw a dead you in the freezer. 79 00:04:53,371 --> 00:04:54,927 I told her it was probably just some meat 80 00:04:54,951 --> 00:04:57,105 in there that looked like you, like a frozen pig or something. 81 00:04:57,129 --> 00:04:58,956 I am more handsome than a pig. 82 00:04:58,981 --> 00:05:00,492 Oh, me too. Yeah, man, I'm probably 83 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,252 somewhere between a pig and a dolphin. 84 00:05:02,277 --> 00:05:04,948 You know, that dolphin, that's a fine-ass animal. 85 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:10,995 It's nothing but meat. 86 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,590 - You moved the body. - Sure enough. 87 00:05:13,718 --> 00:05:14,806 And here it is. 88 00:05:14,854 --> 00:05:16,555 No, I meant the dead guy, dipshit. 89 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:19,539 Obviously it's not him, but I saw a dead body down there. 90 00:05:20,599 --> 00:05:22,427 Why was Asta's car outside? 91 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:24,664 We went to a medical conference together. 92 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:26,256 You smell like alcohol. 93 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:28,054 Okay, come on, D'arce. You have to go now. 94 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,981 - I'll buy you breakfast. - No. 95 00:05:30,006 --> 00:05:31,263 No! 96 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:34,290 I know what I saw. Stop trying to gaslight me. 97 00:05:34,315 --> 00:05:35,623 I know I'm not crazy. 98 00:05:35,648 --> 00:05:37,313 The deputy said... 99 00:05:38,035 --> 00:05:40,227 - It's time to go. - What? No. 100 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,383 - No! - Let's... 101 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,492 Get your fucking hands off me! 102 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:46,202 - Oh, dear. - Ah! Help me, Deputy! 103 00:05:46,227 --> 00:05:48,633 - She on me like a spider! - Dish it out... 104 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:52,631 It's unfortunate I have to kill everyone and leave here. 105 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:55,330 The warmth of spring is just arriving. 106 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,135 Ow! 107 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,862 Let go of my damn hair! 108 00:06:02,074 --> 00:06:04,426 - Let go of his hair. - Ah, get your damn... 109 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,502 D'arcy, let go of the chair. 110 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:07,838 - Yes. - Take that! 111 00:06:07,863 --> 00:06:10,518 - You spit... - It is quite nice here. 112 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:13,112 Handcuffs, that's what they're for. They're for cuffing hands! 113 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,219 Come on. Come on. 114 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:16,419 - I give you credit. - Okay. 115 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,783 You fight like a pack of pit bulls. 116 00:06:17,807 --> 00:06:19,259 Ugh, come on, hit me! 117 00:06:19,303 --> 00:06:21,443 You know you want to hit me, Sheriff. 118 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,165 - Do it! - Please stop struggling! 119 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:24,979 It's gonna be okay, I'll drive your car back. 120 00:06:25,004 --> 00:06:26,448 - Ow! - Get in the car! 121 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,126 I'm sorry about this, Doctor. 122 00:06:28,443 --> 00:06:31,888 Yes, I'm very upset at this intrusion. 123 00:06:32,941 --> 00:06:34,369 "I'm gonna read you your rights." 124 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,159 What do I say? Tell me what I say! Tell me what I say! 125 00:06:41,288 --> 00:06:43,769 Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. 126 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,936 Pull it up. I have to see this. 127 00:07:05,961 --> 00:07:07,310 Aye. 128 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:19,588 There, she's stealing it. 129 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:20,997 I knew it. 130 00:07:21,022 --> 00:07:24,077 She's a woman in a purple skirt, man in black. 131 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,421 We have to warn Harry. 132 00:07:46,222 --> 00:07:48,660 Told you he'd lead us to the alien. 133 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,560 You want to tell me what happened? 134 00:08:02,585 --> 00:08:04,865 - I'm worried about you. - You're overreacting. 135 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:06,679 It's not like you've never bailed me out of jail before. 136 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:08,763 "Overreacting"? Cool. 137 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,229 I woke up this morning to a hundred texts 138 00:08:10,253 --> 00:08:11,988 and a voicemail from you screaming, 139 00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,474 "He's dead! He's dead!" 140 00:08:13,499 --> 00:08:15,583 All right, look, I know what happened. 141 00:08:15,608 --> 00:08:18,124 All right? You and Harry murdered a guy. 142 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,693 It happens, but I'm here for you. 143 00:08:19,718 --> 00:08:20,816 We're gonna take my car to Canada. 144 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,732 From there, I've got an old ski buddy in Juneau. 145 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:25,591 There's a safe deposit box, 1,000 bucks to keep us going. 146 00:08:25,616 --> 00:08:27,780 Three passports. So... 147 00:08:28,483 --> 00:08:30,920 That's... a lot to process. 148 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:34,147 Uh, but, no, I did not kill anyone. 149 00:08:34,241 --> 00:08:35,286 Are you sure? 150 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,796 I'd remember. 151 00:08:38,274 --> 00:08:40,624 Right. Right. 152 00:08:41,064 --> 00:08:43,568 Cool, so the Sheriff was right. I'm seeing things. 153 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:46,264 - New low. - D'arcy, what did you do? 154 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:48,958 I sort of broke into Harry's house last night, 155 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:51,357 and I saw a freezer full of meat, 156 00:08:51,382 --> 00:08:53,241 and I thought it was a dead body. 157 00:08:54,319 --> 00:08:55,937 D'arce, how much did you have to drink? 158 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,555 Barely anything to drink. 159 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:01,584 I had a couple edibles and a pill I found in my couch. 160 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,690 - Come on! - Look... 161 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:06,807 you're obviously keeping some big secret from me. 162 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,025 You're my best friend! 163 00:09:08,050 --> 00:09:10,590 I would not keep secrets from you. 164 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,104 - You're lying. - No, I'm not. 165 00:09:13,129 --> 00:09:14,728 - Yes, you are. - No. 166 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:16,226 You have a tell, remember? 167 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:19,363 When you're lying, you get overly huggy and touchy. 168 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:21,594 That's not true. 169 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:24,495 D'arce, come on. 170 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,205 Thanks for bailing me out. I got to go. 171 00:09:26,230 --> 00:09:27,958 D'arcy. 172 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,629 God. 173 00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:44,223 Slow down. You're too close. 174 00:09:44,248 --> 00:09:46,401 Jesus Christ, it's like driving with my grandmother. 175 00:09:46,426 --> 00:09:47,911 "Why don't you go out back, Memaw, 176 00:09:47,936 --> 00:09:49,445 and knit me a sweater?" 177 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,800 Great, you distracted me, now we're losing the little shit. 178 00:10:00,825 --> 00:10:03,567 Oh, my God. Are... are you all right? 179 00:10:04,057 --> 00:10:06,622 Watch your language, please. 180 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:10,062 And you owe me $100 for the bike. 181 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,890 Um... 182 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,134 looks fine to me. 183 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:15,661 I'd be happy to wait for the police. 184 00:10:15,836 --> 00:10:17,011 Pay the girl. 185 00:10:17,036 --> 00:10:18,966 You're the one who made me run her over. 186 00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:20,534 Let's go. 187 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:22,262 Now we've lost him. 188 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:25,699 Pleasure. 189 00:10:26,732 --> 00:10:29,691 - Taking so long. - It's $100. 190 00:10:32,989 --> 00:10:35,044 My device is at full power. 191 00:10:35,179 --> 00:10:37,995 With one press of the button, the timer will begin, 192 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,074 and roughly 90 Earth minutes later, 193 00:10:40,099 --> 00:10:43,114 8 billion humans will cease to exist. 194 00:10:43,313 --> 00:10:45,054 This is the moment I fulfill the mission 195 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:48,011 that will change the course of the universe forever. 196 00:10:48,036 --> 00:10:49,809 Are you dreaming of pizza? 197 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,538 Mama Sap's Pizza is now open 198 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,001 in the heart of downtown Patience! 199 00:11:00,722 --> 00:11:04,206 I can't kill everyone on Earth with an empty stomach. 200 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,218 Is Jay working here? 201 00:11:37,288 --> 00:11:39,671 I gave her a part-time job. 202 00:11:39,805 --> 00:11:42,459 Dad, I don't think that's a good idea. 203 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:46,422 You're friends with an alien, and Jay's a bad idea? 204 00:11:47,231 --> 00:11:49,721 Oh, she's coming over. Get out of here! 205 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,452 Hey. 206 00:11:54,592 --> 00:11:55,864 Hey. 207 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,485 Um, I see you have a new job. 208 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,924 Yeah. First day. 209 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:01,675 Cool. 210 00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:05,034 Look, D'arcy told me what happened on the mountain. 211 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,875 Just wanted to make sure you didn't lose 212 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,163 any fingers or toes or anything. 213 00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:11,290 Uh, no. Um... 214 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,581 Got 'em! 215 00:12:13,926 --> 00:12:15,579 Look, I was gonna tell you 216 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,588 that if you ever want to talk about... 217 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:20,987 everything, anything, I'm here. 218 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:24,787 You want me to talk to you about you? 219 00:12:27,391 --> 00:12:28,741 Well... 220 00:12:28,766 --> 00:12:30,415 - I was thinking we could... - No. 221 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,743 Sure. Yeah. 222 00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:33,303 You know, I should get back to work. 223 00:12:33,328 --> 00:12:36,157 Of course. It was nice to see you. 224 00:12:39,455 --> 00:12:40,978 - Hello. - Hello. 225 00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:43,240 Hello, Miss Twelvetrees. 226 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,350 Help yourself. 227 00:12:47,487 --> 00:12:49,594 I know that you know. 228 00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:55,440 I know that you know. 229 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,908 Does she know? 230 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,493 "She" has a name. 231 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,824 And she knows. 232 00:13:01,979 --> 00:13:04,487 She knows a lot. 233 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,266 We have a situation. 234 00:13:09,329 --> 00:13:11,200 The government is after him. 235 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,548 They know that I know who he is. 236 00:13:13,573 --> 00:13:15,548 What? How? 237 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:16,877 Because they're the government. 238 00:13:16,902 --> 00:13:18,557 Don't be so naive. 239 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,209 Excuse me? 240 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,713 I'm sorry. 241 00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:23,658 Sometimes I speak to adults like they're my peers 242 00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:25,932 because I'm mature for my age. 243 00:13:26,341 --> 00:13:27,721 I'm working on it. 244 00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,331 I hid a camera in my room, 245 00:13:29,356 --> 00:13:31,307 - and I saw them search my house. - What? 246 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,724 And they went back to their base, 247 00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,878 and now they're driving around searching for him. 248 00:13:34,909 --> 00:13:37,581 How do you know where their base is? 249 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,096 We have our ways. 250 00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,431 Where is my phone? 251 00:14:01,163 --> 00:14:02,681 I learned from the squirrels 252 00:14:02,706 --> 00:14:04,148 that when you've filled your stomach, 253 00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:07,386 you should take as much food as you can to eat later. 254 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,892 With this pizza stack, I can kill everyone 255 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,914 and still have pizza to eat for days. 256 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,679 And now, with a belly that's bursting 257 00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:17,014 like a stuffed garbage bag, 258 00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:20,541 there's nothing stopping me from completing my mission. 259 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,651 I should test it first. 260 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,565 Okay, you two. 261 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:34,831 I'll be upstairs on the treadmill if you need anything. 262 00:14:35,699 --> 00:14:38,055 Sahar, thank you again for helping Max with his homework. 263 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,114 I don't mind. 264 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,576 I want to be a teacher when I'm old, like you. 265 00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,168 Wow. 266 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,685 I'm not old. I'm young, okay? 267 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,992 My life is not passing me by. 268 00:14:48,036 --> 00:14:51,346 I'm just... just living it. But that's... that's wonderful. 269 00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,206 It's just wonderful. 270 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,361 _ 271 00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:05,880 This... makes no sense. 272 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,037 It says the phone is here. 273 00:15:08,177 --> 00:15:09,622 You're tracking the wrong phone. 274 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,393 Put it on your mom's. 275 00:15:11,418 --> 00:15:13,670 It is on my mom's. 276 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,193 It can't be. 277 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:18,613 I put your mom's phone right under the RV. 278 00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:31,758 Lock the front door. I'll get the back. 279 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,313 Don't be afraid. 280 00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:41,821 We just need your help. 281 00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,959 I'm not giving your 100 bucks back. 282 00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,154 My device uses the Earth's own energy 283 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,008 to send a pulse throughout the world 284 00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,122 that will kill every human. 285 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,430 I can also direct it to a singular point 286 00:16:10,455 --> 00:16:13,015 and get rid of this body. 287 00:16:17,246 --> 00:16:19,150 Will it hurt? 288 00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:23,814 You again? 289 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,814 You know you're just stalling. 290 00:16:27,439 --> 00:16:29,641 You're afraid to kill everyone. 291 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,878 No, I'm not. 292 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,414 My people do not feel fear. 293 00:16:34,439 --> 00:16:37,364 Yes, but you're not your people anymore, are you? 294 00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:40,278 You've been infected with humanity. 295 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,200 I don't need to listen to this! 296 00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:47,372 I was supposed to die of old age with Isabelle. 297 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,984 I even bought a plot in Upstate New York 298 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,848 under the most beautiful maple tree. 299 00:16:53,509 --> 00:16:56,120 We were supposed to be next to each other forever. 300 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,062 Do you miss her? 301 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,043 I miss a lot of things... 302 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,997 the five senses... 303 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,856 driving around with nowhere to go... 304 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,372 tacos. 305 00:17:13,886 --> 00:17:16,692 - But I loved Isabelle. - How do you know? 306 00:17:16,717 --> 00:17:18,959 How do I know I loved my wife? 307 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:21,734 What did it feel like? 308 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,426 It feels like... 309 00:17:26,064 --> 00:17:28,043 life. 310 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,050 Like everything you've ever felt. 311 00:17:31,075 --> 00:17:34,598 The joy and the fury held in your heart 312 00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:36,856 and wrapped in... 313 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,793 hope... 314 00:17:40,469 --> 00:17:43,403 hope that everything will be okay. 315 00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:47,106 Love makes you feel connected to everything. 316 00:17:47,389 --> 00:17:49,972 Make you feel light-headed, you feel like you're floating. 317 00:17:49,997 --> 00:17:51,715 I love Isabelle, too. 318 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:54,783 You're an asshole. You don't even know her! 319 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:56,683 I do. 320 00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:59,534 When she left... 321 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,986 my heart felt like it was falling. 322 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:03,448 That's rejection. 323 00:18:03,788 --> 00:18:04,928 That's not love. 324 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,378 Then why do I feel the other things? 325 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,566 I feel hope. 326 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,534 I feel connected to everyone... 327 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,197 to everything. 328 00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:17,511 I used to feel those things. 329 00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:20,200 You took it all from me. 330 00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:25,601 I'm sorry. 331 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,019 You didn't just take Isabelle away from me. 332 00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:31,433 When you killed me, you took me away from Isabelle. 333 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,183 She needs me. 334 00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:35,045 Stop. 335 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,611 Stop doing that with your eyes. 336 00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:41,207 When you killed me, you killed her. 337 00:18:41,232 --> 00:18:42,835 - No. - Yes! 338 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,253 She cries every day. 339 00:18:44,278 --> 00:18:46,187 No. No, she doesn't. 340 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,464 - You broke her heart! - Stop! 341 00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:01,147 Harry, uh, where are you? 342 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:03,335 Please call me when you get this. I need to talk to you. 343 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,555 - Hey, Asta. How you doing? - Oh, hey. Um... 344 00:19:06,838 --> 00:19:09,881 I need to leave early. Is that okay? 345 00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:12,687 That's fine. It's slow. I'll hold down the fort. 346 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,062 Okay. Thank you. 347 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,969 Hey, Asta, can you help me out? 348 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,962 I need that dead foot. 349 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,537 - Really? - Yeah. 350 00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:27,992 I found a boot. I need to see if it's a match. 351 00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:33,886 There might be another murder in town. 352 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:42,105 So you're telling me eventually that thing will look like that one? 353 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,699 Where did you get the boot? 354 00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:48,734 On the shore next to Dr. Vanderspeigle's house. 355 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,676 So what happened to the real Harry Vanderspeigle? 356 00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:56,449 I don't know. 357 00:19:56,474 --> 00:19:58,389 I sort of broke into Harry's house last night, 358 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,108 and I saw a freezer full of meat, 359 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,744 and I thought it was a dead body. 360 00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,651 Another murder is horrible, 361 00:20:03,676 --> 00:20:05,697 but we're gonna get who did this. 362 00:20:05,722 --> 00:20:07,031 Promise. 363 00:20:07,056 --> 00:20:08,683 Okay? 364 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,574 She has her earphones in. 365 00:20:35,599 --> 00:20:36,931 She can't hear anything. 366 00:20:36,956 --> 00:20:39,426 I could scream louder than her workout songs. 367 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:41,560 I can get her down here in two seconds! 368 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,085 Well, you're not gonna like what happens to her 369 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,215 when you do that. 370 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,437 You need to tell us where this alien is, 371 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,740 - you little shits. - Why should we? 372 00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:51,470 Because it's here to kill us all. 373 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,451 If you think I am afraid to kill everybody, 374 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,232 you are dumb! 375 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:06,003 I could press this button at any time. 376 00:21:07,676 --> 00:21:09,043 If you agree with me 377 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,965 and I am right and you are wrong, 378 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:14,599 then just sit there dead and don't say anything. 379 00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:17,553 Okay, then. 380 00:21:18,521 --> 00:21:19,957 We agree. 381 00:21:19,982 --> 00:21:23,282 Goodbye, only human in the room. 382 00:21:38,115 --> 00:21:40,013 That's impossible. 383 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,551 The energy doesn't affect my people. 384 00:21:43,806 --> 00:21:45,262 Was he right? 385 00:21:45,287 --> 00:21:48,279 Am I no longer my people? 386 00:21:48,813 --> 00:21:51,676 But that means if I set off my device, 387 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,388 it will kill me, too. 388 00:21:59,427 --> 00:22:01,068 Hey. 389 00:22:01,549 --> 00:22:03,575 What are you doing out here? 390 00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:05,810 Nothing, just... 391 00:22:05,835 --> 00:22:08,256 making up nicknames for everybody who walks by. 392 00:22:08,677 --> 00:22:10,920 Want to have a seat, Mr. Short Pants? 393 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:15,514 Cool, guess I'll be throwing these out when I get home. 394 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,211 This is the same bench that we sat on 395 00:22:23,236 --> 00:22:26,288 that day we skipped Mrs. Henderson's science class. 396 00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:28,991 God, you're right. 397 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,220 That's a long time ago. 398 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,790 Are you okay? 399 00:22:36,967 --> 00:22:38,514 I... 400 00:22:39,908 --> 00:22:42,510 remember being so happy that day. 401 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,327 That was right before I left for Stratton. 402 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,788 I remember feeling like... 403 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,661 my life was just starting. 404 00:22:54,752 --> 00:22:56,947 Yeah, you've always been happy like that. 405 00:22:57,525 --> 00:22:59,222 It's what I love about you. 406 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,380 You know, it's what everyone loves. 407 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,861 I'm not happy. 408 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:08,423 - You're not? - Are you? 409 00:23:09,178 --> 00:23:10,886 Well, no. 410 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,685 But I was never really happy to begin with. 411 00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,197 So... 412 00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:20,504 Yeah, well, I had a chance at being happy, but... 413 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,541 it just went away, you know? 414 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,228 I hurt my leg, and that was it. 415 00:23:26,423 --> 00:23:27,938 Hey... 416 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,838 You can be happy. 417 00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,866 Look, I'm gonna play the nickname game with you, 418 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:38,291 and your nickname is Miss... 419 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:40,785 You're Amazing. 420 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,246 All right. 421 00:23:42,309 --> 00:23:45,039 Well, you're... bad at that game. 422 00:23:46,673 --> 00:23:48,078 But it's true. 423 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,992 I mean, you've accomplished so much in your life. 424 00:23:51,017 --> 00:23:52,474 Shut up. 425 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,541 I-I'm not amazing. 426 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,877 I-I feel like I've done nothing with my life. 427 00:23:58,219 --> 00:23:59,742 I just... 428 00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:01,486 wanted to... 429 00:24:02,403 --> 00:24:04,056 I just wanted to matter... 430 00:24:04,434 --> 00:24:07,502 make a difference to somebody, I... 431 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:10,336 Maybe it's all just bullshit. 432 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,451 No, you matter. 433 00:24:12,790 --> 00:24:15,490 You're smart and funny. 434 00:24:17,427 --> 00:24:18,954 I-I wish I was like you. 435 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:21,938 I'm terrified of pretty much everything. 436 00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:25,787 But sometimes I look at you, and... 437 00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,955 you're so fearless. 438 00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:32,533 It makes me feel, I don't know, less scared. 439 00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:34,736 You know, you make me happy. 440 00:24:35,771 --> 00:24:37,759 Um... 441 00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,563 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 442 00:24:39,588 --> 00:24:41,173 - I'm married, D'arcy. - Sorry about that. 443 00:24:41,197 --> 00:24:42,611 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 444 00:24:42,862 --> 00:24:45,317 - I'm so sorry, I thought that... - Uh, no, it's okay. 445 00:24:45,342 --> 00:24:47,774 - I got to go. - Right, right. 446 00:24:47,799 --> 00:24:50,016 Got to... got to go. 447 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:51,564 Shit! 448 00:24:56,202 --> 00:24:59,397 Please, Max, you have to trust me. 449 00:24:59,422 --> 00:25:01,649 He is going to kill everyone. 450 00:25:01,821 --> 00:25:02,952 Tell us who he is. 451 00:25:02,977 --> 00:25:04,739 He's not going to kill everyone. 452 00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:07,133 His ship is a Quimbaya amulet. 453 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,092 Max, he's going to kill everyone. 454 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,438 He won't. He'll listen to me! 455 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,138 Why are you in my house? 456 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,852 Sarah, what is going on? 457 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,758 "Hey, honey." 458 00:25:23,062 --> 00:25:24,899 "Good evening, sweetheart." 459 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:27,358 "Oh, yeah, day was good. What's for dinner? 460 00:25:27,383 --> 00:25:29,005 Divorce? Great." 461 00:25:34,812 --> 00:25:37,075 Lock the door? That's weird. 462 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,897 Okay, take whatever you want. 463 00:25:38,922 --> 00:25:40,104 - Please. - Don't make me use this gun. 464 00:25:40,128 --> 00:25:42,180 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. - Don't hurt the kids. 465 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,519 Mike, I need your help. There's people in my house. 466 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,483 My family is in there. They have a gun. 467 00:25:47,508 --> 00:25:49,202 What? Okay, all right, look. 468 00:25:49,227 --> 00:25:50,461 Do not move. Don't go inside. 469 00:25:50,486 --> 00:25:52,048 We'll be there in five minutes, all right? 470 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,485 No, no, no, we don't have five minutes. 471 00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:56,287 Look, do not go inside! We're on the way. 472 00:25:56,712 --> 00:25:57,992 Deputy! 473 00:25:58,135 --> 00:25:59,301 Shit! 474 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:01,779 Shit! 475 00:26:01,804 --> 00:26:04,059 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 476 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,172 Help. 477 00:26:05,362 --> 00:26:06,755 Let me out of here! 478 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:09,468 If you touch my kid, I will kill you! 479 00:26:09,761 --> 00:26:11,733 Max, who is that? 480 00:26:11,758 --> 00:26:14,663 Why is he wearing a white coat, hmm? 481 00:26:14,939 --> 00:26:16,593 Okay, I'll tell you. 482 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,232 I swear to God! 483 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,397 Get away from my kid! 484 00:26:22,827 --> 00:26:24,833 Okay, he told us who it is. 485 00:26:24,858 --> 00:26:26,124 We got what we need. Let's go. 486 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,436 - Hold on, Max! - Whoa, we're not doing that. 487 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,651 We're doing whatever I say we're doing. 488 00:26:37,757 --> 00:26:39,124 Get down. 489 00:27:29,102 --> 00:27:32,241 You guys are like Daredevil and the Black Widow. 490 00:27:37,936 --> 00:27:39,981 Thank you for saving my life. 491 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,514 Time to go. 492 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:50,107 These things don't usually have a happy ending. 493 00:27:50,132 --> 00:27:51,568 It could've been a lot worse. 494 00:27:51,593 --> 00:27:53,497 Yeah, I don't recommend citizens taking the law 495 00:27:53,522 --> 00:27:55,622 into their own hands, but that was... 496 00:27:55,647 --> 00:27:58,554 That was some real hero shit the two of you did in there. 497 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,702 Well, we're a pretty good team. 498 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,280 Yes, we are. 499 00:28:06,405 --> 00:28:10,100 You both have blood, like, all over your shoes. 500 00:28:11,072 --> 00:28:12,897 I'm never washing them. 501 00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:15,146 Me neither. 502 00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:24,081 Oh, no. 503 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:29,664 That's a lot of tongue. 504 00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:31,554 You trying to get all the way in the back? 505 00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:32,798 - Y'all nasty. - Really? 506 00:28:32,823 --> 00:28:34,431 Y'all got a room right upstairs. 507 00:28:34,456 --> 00:28:36,190 Oh, boy. 508 00:28:44,029 --> 00:28:45,815 How's that article coming? 509 00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:47,565 Need another quote? 510 00:28:49,484 --> 00:28:51,095 Asta's my mother. 511 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,550 Yeah. Sheriff Mike's my father. 512 00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,456 You... 513 00:29:00,268 --> 00:29:02,081 Holy shit. 514 00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:04,743 You're the baby. 515 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:07,892 I'm not surprised she didn't tell you. 516 00:29:07,917 --> 00:29:09,760 She's been keeping it a secret. 517 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,057 Yeah. 518 00:29:12,909 --> 00:29:14,526 Yeah, she has. 519 00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,248 I don't know what to do. 520 00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:17,818 She's my mother, 521 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,313 and I don't even know how to act in front of her. 522 00:29:20,338 --> 00:29:22,456 Not to mention my father. 523 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,066 Oh. 524 00:29:24,091 --> 00:29:25,309 Right. 525 00:29:25,512 --> 00:29:26,556 Jimmy. 526 00:29:26,581 --> 00:29:27,970 It's so messed up. 527 00:29:27,995 --> 00:29:30,265 What am I supposed to say to someone like that? 528 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,292 I mean, I'm gonna see him. 529 00:29:32,452 --> 00:29:34,835 And I can't talk to Asta. I can't talk to my parents. 530 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,620 I probably shouldn't even be talking to you right now, 531 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:39,734 but I feel like I am losing my mind 532 00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:41,860 and I need someone in this town to talk to... 533 00:29:41,885 --> 00:29:44,136 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey! 534 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,484 You can totally talk to me. 535 00:29:46,509 --> 00:29:48,293 I can't live here like this, okay? 536 00:29:48,318 --> 00:29:49,542 I can't do... 537 00:29:50,525 --> 00:29:53,484 You are not running away from this. 538 00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:57,230 And you are not alone. 539 00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,779 I can help you. 540 00:30:01,629 --> 00:30:03,065 Hey. 541 00:30:04,447 --> 00:30:06,246 Can you get free onion rings? 542 00:30:07,612 --> 00:30:08,881 It's part of the plan. 543 00:30:14,135 --> 00:30:16,058 Yeah, okay. 544 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:22,394 You killed Harry Vanderspeigle. 545 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,886 No, I didn't. 546 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,535 Do not lie to me. 547 00:30:28,888 --> 00:30:31,195 Okay, I killed him, but he started it. 548 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,949 Do you have any idea what you did? 549 00:30:34,253 --> 00:30:37,326 You cannot just murder someone. That is not how it works here. 550 00:30:37,351 --> 00:30:39,420 Humans kill people all the time. 551 00:30:39,445 --> 00:30:41,648 Someone killed Sam Hodges, so... 552 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,640 Yeah, and you saw what that did to me, 553 00:30:44,665 --> 00:30:47,374 to all of us, and you did the same thing. 554 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:49,068 No. 555 00:30:49,093 --> 00:30:50,824 Goodbye. This is done. 556 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,570 - We are done. - No, don't say that. 557 00:30:53,595 --> 00:30:55,037 - Wait, wait. - What? 558 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,550 What? 559 00:30:56,575 --> 00:30:59,695 It'll be okay. It's like the song. 560 00:31:00,051 --> 00:31:04,302 "Ooh, child, things are going to get easier." 561 00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:05,749 "Ooh, child"... Stop. 562 00:31:05,774 --> 00:31:08,185 - Don't touch me! - I'm sorry. 563 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:10,259 You just can't leave me. 564 00:31:10,431 --> 00:31:12,867 Don't tell me what I can and cannot do. 565 00:31:13,193 --> 00:31:14,967 Wow, you are really getting a hang 566 00:31:14,992 --> 00:31:16,820 of this human-male bullshit. 567 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,374 Don't go. It hurts! 568 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,751 It's... 569 00:31:24,070 --> 00:31:25,749 It's you. 570 00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:28,279 You're the reason that I feel it... 571 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:30,845 The joy and the fury all wrapped up. 572 00:31:31,334 --> 00:31:33,195 You want fury? 573 00:31:34,152 --> 00:31:36,459 Go back to your planet, Harry. 574 00:31:36,484 --> 00:31:38,256 Whoever you are, 575 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:40,990 whatever you are, I never want to see you again. 576 00:31:41,015 --> 00:31:43,898 - But we are friends. - I am not friends with people... 577 00:31:44,311 --> 00:31:46,349 I mean... not people. 578 00:31:46,374 --> 00:31:47,607 I don't know what you are. 579 00:31:47,632 --> 00:31:50,256 But I know what you're not. You are not my friend. 580 00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:58,326 I thought you were my friend. 581 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,484 I do not like this. 582 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,898 I don't like this place anymore. 583 00:32:27,098 --> 00:32:30,176 _ 584 00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:43,947 Hey. 585 00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:55,736 Hi. 586 00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:59,213 So, I, uh... 587 00:32:59,238 --> 00:33:01,229 I guess you're my father. 588 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:03,878 Yeah. 589 00:33:04,933 --> 00:33:08,774 If you ever touch Asta again, I'll... kill you. 590 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,649 Feel better? 591 00:33:12,486 --> 00:33:14,335 Oh, D'arcy, what are you... 592 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,298 D'arcy, don't! Ugh! 593 00:33:16,918 --> 00:33:18,928 Son of a bi... 594 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:20,235 D'arcy! 595 00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:23,150 Oh! Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 596 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:27,194 Oh, no! 597 00:33:27,847 --> 00:33:29,490 Look out! 598 00:33:29,515 --> 00:33:32,483 Look out! Out of the way! 599 00:33:34,298 --> 00:33:35,539 Oh. 600 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,883 Yeah. Yeah, I feel better. 601 00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:41,898 Yeah, me too. 602 00:33:42,499 --> 00:33:44,820 We... we should go now. 603 00:34:02,489 --> 00:34:04,017 Miss Twelvetrees? 604 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,087 Hey, it's Max Hawthorne. 605 00:34:06,304 --> 00:34:07,522 I need your help. 606 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:09,123 Harry's here to kill everyone, 607 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:11,223 and I think I know where he's going. 608 00:34:25,169 --> 00:34:26,648 Excuse me. 609 00:34:26,886 --> 00:34:28,824 Are you the town doctor? 610 00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:30,295 Yes, I am. 611 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,664 Oh, that is a nasty cut... 612 00:34:42,533 --> 00:34:44,062 Town doctor. 613 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:45,944 That kid was right. 614 00:34:45,976 --> 00:34:47,984 He is the prettiest alien I've ever seen. 615 00:34:48,281 --> 00:34:49,859 Yeah. Just be careful, all right? 616 00:34:49,884 --> 00:34:51,469 We don't know what this monster's capable of. 617 00:34:51,493 --> 00:34:52,712 Yeah. 618 00:35:10,505 --> 00:35:13,004 - Move, move. Let's go. - Whoa. 619 00:35:15,652 --> 00:35:17,567 What... what the hell is this? 620 00:35:19,582 --> 00:35:21,067 Come on. 621 00:35:21,762 --> 00:35:23,846 - I knew you were real. - Okay. 622 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:25,645 I-I got you your alien. 623 00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:29,034 So now I'm officially done with her. 624 00:35:29,059 --> 00:35:31,209 - Aw. - I'm sorry. 625 00:35:31,234 --> 00:35:32,926 This woman is... 626 00:35:32,951 --> 00:35:34,956 an unhinged psychotic. 627 00:35:35,496 --> 00:35:37,091 I agree completely. 628 00:35:37,116 --> 00:35:38,793 Close it up! 629 00:35:40,528 --> 00:35:42,121 Wait, are you... are you guys men in black? 630 00:35:42,145 --> 00:35:43,857 Oh, would you stop it. They're not called that. 631 00:35:43,881 --> 00:35:45,534 You've watched too many movies. 632 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:47,145 And if I wanted them involved, 633 00:35:47,170 --> 00:35:49,481 I would've told my superiors. 634 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:53,387 And then we wouldn't have an alien, would we? 635 00:35:53,828 --> 00:35:54,983 Who's we? 636 00:35:55,008 --> 00:35:57,739 This is bigger than anything you could imagine. 637 00:35:57,764 --> 00:36:01,395 Too bad you won't be here to see how it all plays out. 638 00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:03,188 Get rid of him. 639 00:36:04,008 --> 00:36:05,859 I told you. 640 00:36:05,884 --> 00:36:08,706 - I have different orders. - Okay, um... 641 00:36:15,647 --> 00:36:17,342 Kill ya later. 642 00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:32,600 See, I don't get it. 643 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,639 I mean, first Sam, then this roving couple 644 00:36:34,664 --> 00:36:36,766 going around terrorizing people. 645 00:36:37,141 --> 00:36:39,608 Don't get me wrong, I like the mayhem. 646 00:36:39,883 --> 00:36:41,672 I like it a lot. 647 00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:44,007 I might like it a little too much, if that's possible. 648 00:36:44,032 --> 00:36:48,006 It is. It's quite frightening, actually. 649 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:51,462 Don't forget the foot with the matching boot. 650 00:36:51,779 --> 00:36:53,704 But... 651 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,493 can it all really be just a coincidence? 652 00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:57,945 I don't believe in coincidence. 653 00:36:57,970 --> 00:36:59,798 Oh, me neither. 654 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,695 So both the boot and the foot 655 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,396 were found in the same area 656 00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:06,155 right by Dr. Vanderspeigle's place. 657 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:08,710 Yeah, you mean the boot, the foot, and the doorknob. 658 00:37:08,735 --> 00:37:11,204 That thing definitely didn't come from no houseboat, 659 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,839 that's for sure. 660 00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:15,425 Looks like we might have a new prime suspect. 661 00:37:15,571 --> 00:37:16,905 Let's go visit Dr. Vanderspeigle 662 00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:19,384 tomorrow morning, see if he's got anything to add. 663 00:37:22,186 --> 00:37:23,868 What is that? 664 00:37:24,821 --> 00:37:26,431 Oh! 665 00:37:27,105 --> 00:37:31,378 Oh, my God. 666 00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:33,603 Is this a Nespresso? 667 00:37:33,628 --> 00:37:36,001 It's nothing, man. I just picked that up for the office. 668 00:37:36,026 --> 00:37:37,549 - It was on sale. - Yes, yes! 669 00:37:37,574 --> 00:37:39,406 Oh, my God, oh, my God! 670 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:41,270 You got me a coffee pod machine! 671 00:37:41,295 --> 00:37:43,253 Oh, what are you doing? I got that for the whole office. 672 00:37:43,277 --> 00:37:44,939 - What are you doing? - Nope. 673 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:46,804 You got it for me, 674 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:50,006 and you agree with my doorknob instincts. 675 00:37:50,031 --> 00:37:52,314 You got decent doorknob instincts, all right? 676 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:53,421 But this whole thing is for everybody. 677 00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:54,792 - It ain't just for you. - Nope. 678 00:37:54,817 --> 00:37:57,329 - What are you doing? - Nope. You got it for me. 679 00:38:18,137 --> 00:38:19,881 You in the vehicle! 680 00:38:20,335 --> 00:38:22,348 Let me see your hands! 681 00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:25,365 _ 682 00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:40,249 I have no choice now, 683 00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:42,809 since my device will destroy me. 684 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,854 I will fly away from here and drop the device 685 00:38:45,879 --> 00:38:48,989 onto this beautiful planet to finish the job I started. 686 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,269 Whoa. 687 00:39:33,284 --> 00:39:34,807 Go, go, go! 688 00:39:37,764 --> 00:39:40,410 _ 689 00:39:40,653 --> 00:39:42,340 Double up, double up! 690 00:39:43,703 --> 00:39:45,050 Harry! 691 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,545 There's more! 692 00:39:52,355 --> 00:39:53,355 Freeze! 693 00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:54,816 Hold it right there. 694 00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:02,218 Oh, no. 695 00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:05,684 I forgot the pizzas. 696 00:40:10,256 --> 00:40:12,387 Maybe I can go back and get them. 697 00:40:12,658 --> 00:40:13,964 I could take the ship 698 00:40:13,989 --> 00:40:16,035 and pick them up on my way to space. 699 00:40:18,254 --> 00:40:21,070 I can't because of this stupid mission. 700 00:40:24,067 --> 00:40:26,200 I am so hungry. 701 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:29,637 They look like black ants. 702 00:40:36,695 --> 00:40:38,914 Where is your queen? 703 00:40:45,891 --> 00:40:47,327 Come on. 704 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:58,081 Get down. 705 00:40:58,613 --> 00:41:00,331 Harry! 706 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:35,637 Run, Max! Hide! 707 00:41:44,398 --> 00:41:45,869 Harry... 708 00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:47,849 I know why you're here. 709 00:41:48,193 --> 00:41:49,977 Don't do it. Please don't do it. 710 00:41:50,002 --> 00:41:51,316 I must. 711 00:41:51,341 --> 00:41:54,512 - It's why I came here. - I don't care. 712 00:41:54,537 --> 00:41:56,147 You're not the same. 713 00:41:56,356 --> 00:41:58,820 You've changed since you came here, 714 00:41:58,845 --> 00:42:00,324 since you killed that man. 715 00:42:00,349 --> 00:42:03,082 I've seen it. I just saw it now. 716 00:42:03,107 --> 00:42:05,628 You could've left, but you stayed to help us. 717 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:07,763 - You've changed. - No. 718 00:42:08,187 --> 00:42:11,433 My mission is to kill everyone. 719 00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:15,307 If you kill everyone, 720 00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:17,364 you kill me. 721 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:25,561 You are right, I have changed, but... 722 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,762 There's my friend. 723 00:42:28,404 --> 00:42:30,591 We are friends? 724 00:42:31,164 --> 00:42:32,655 Yes. 725 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,693 We are friends. 726 00:42:37,311 --> 00:42:41,371 So, that means you will come with me to my planet 727 00:42:41,396 --> 00:42:44,599 and we will kill everyone on Earth together? 728 00:42:44,789 --> 00:42:47,044 What? No. 729 00:42:48,070 --> 00:42:50,536 I-I'm... I'm staying here. 730 00:42:54,731 --> 00:42:58,256 Then I won't kill everyone. 731 00:43:00,051 --> 00:43:02,099 Okay, good. 732 00:43:04,462 --> 00:43:06,935 I will miss you, friend. 733 00:43:07,386 --> 00:43:09,168 I'll miss you, too, friend. 734 00:43:10,952 --> 00:43:13,261 I should dispose of my device. 735 00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:15,984 It will kill everyone on Earth 736 00:43:16,016 --> 00:43:19,386 when it detonates in 80 seconds. 737 00:43:19,411 --> 00:43:22,283 Oh, my God. Yes. Go. 738 00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,143 Go! 739 00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:29,658 Real quick... 740 00:43:30,394 --> 00:43:35,019 I left some pizzas in my freezer. 741 00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:38,460 You can have them if you want them. 742 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:39,878 Thank you. 743 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,597 Go! 744 00:44:13,886 --> 00:44:16,759 Everyone has to die eventually. 745 00:44:16,925 --> 00:44:21,191 What matters are the choices you make while you're alive. 746 00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:24,419 Killing may make humans feel strong in the moment, 747 00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:26,664 but what I've begun to realize is, 748 00:44:26,689 --> 00:44:30,127 true strength comes from choosing not to kill. 749 00:44:30,347 --> 00:44:31,973 Maybe being truly human 750 00:44:31,998 --> 00:44:35,291 is about choosing to love instead. 751 00:44:37,904 --> 00:44:40,217 But with that love comes the pain 752 00:44:40,242 --> 00:44:42,243 that I feel inside me. 753 00:44:42,268 --> 00:44:44,203 I need to go home. 754 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:46,093 Hopefully the further I get from them, 755 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:48,424 the less I will care. 756 00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:51,251 Finally, I will be at peace again. 757 00:44:54,154 --> 00:44:56,243 Hi. 758 00:44:56,268 --> 00:44:58,913 You're taking me home, right? 759 00:44:59,138 --> 00:45:01,065 This is some bullshit! 760 00:45:02,144 --> 00:45:03,400 Ugh.